I must be living in a box. The number one best seller in Toys & Games on Amazon.com is a game called “Cards Against Humanity”. I have never even heard of this game and it has over 14,000 reviews on Amazon. According to the reviews it is absolutely hilarious, but pretty irreverent. I am just in shock that a game is the number one best seller on Amazon in this category. I was fully expecting to see Elsa when I clicked on it!
Have you heard of this? Ever played it? I NEED SOME FEEDBACK PEOPLE!!! 🙂 The review below almost made me ink myself.
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By mykie G on January 31, 2012
If you aren’t a horrible person already, you will soon be. You will play Cards Against Humanity, and as others have said, you will be shocked, appalled, and worst of all, you will learn and adapt. You’ll reach for your smartphone and search for terms you’ve drawn such as “The Übermensch”, “Heteronormativity”, and “The Three-Fifths Compromise”. You will commit these and many other newly-learned words to memory.
And that’s where it all comes crashing down.
At first, you might allow “front butt” to casually wander its way into a conversation here and there. As more of your subconscious fights to unleash the trauma, you’ll find yourself uttering “nipple blades” and “mouth herpes” in the most unacceptable of times. You’ll visit the Cards Against Humanity website and bomb them with suggestions for new cards like “Cutting the cheese at a funeral” and “Scissoring”.
Soon, you will meet up with new people to inflict Cards Against Humanity upon them and they’ll be hooked. You will receive random voicemails and texts, asking for another hit of that “8 oz. of sweet, Mexican black tar heroin”, and you will comply, because you’re just as hooked as they are. They’ll bring new friends in to freshen up the game…you will feel a rush as the look of shame crosses their innocent eyes as they win a round by playing “Amputees” against your “White People Like _____”.
“I was just throwing that card away!” they’ll proclaim, but you know the sad truth.
You will buy the expansion pack. You will host parties where you play through every card in both boxes. You’ll wonder where the time went. Your face will hurt from laughing so much. Your friends will buy their own sets, and the infection will be passed on.
A team of rescue workers will find you you weeks later in your closet, frazzled, emaciated, and stinking from “Soiling Yourself”, because you just couldn’t stop with playing Cards Against Humanity against yourself. The light of day will strike your eyes and you’ll gaze up at your saviors with pensive anticipation…
“Wanna play?”
What Mykie said. Not for children or possibly even pre teens. Hysterical.
I know you make your living from posting things but this sounds like pure trash! Truly disappointing.